this is a very wise 'nenek' :)

ok . i can sense some fonds here and there ... so this is a story that can tickle your funny bone..serius ! :)

my nenek found herself seated next to a lawyer on her flight to New Zealand. teh lawyer was bored and wanted to play a game of intelligence with nenek. the lawyer said every time nenek could not answer one of his questions, she owed him RM5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her RM50. the lawyer figured he would not lose *mmg berlagak punye lawyer* and nenek naturally accepted..

the lawyer first asked, "how long would it take a man to walk up Genting Highlands and back from Kuala Lumpur?"

without saying a word nenek handed him RM5 and then asked, "what goes into a well at midnight and comes out in the morning with a sackful of money?" well, the lawyer looked up all he could on his laptop, trying to find the answer. finally , angry and frustrated , he gave up and paid nenek RM50. granny put the money into her handbag without saying a word, but the lawyer insisted, "what is the answer to your question?" without saying a word nenek handed him RM5...

*well, this nenek is very wise indeed..dia pun can play the game her way kan? tu ar berlagak sangat .. take THAT mr. lawyer ! and please note that this is NOT my nenek..ok ?

jadi lain kali..jangan pandang orang sebelah mata..kerana air yang tenang jangan disangka tiada buaya..

pengajaran pertama tentang food chain...

bangau oh bangau, kenapa engkau kurus?

macam mana aku tak kurus, ikan tak timbul timbul..

ikan oh ikan kenapa kau tak timbul?

macam mana aku tak timbul, rumput panjang sangat..

rumput oh rumput kenapa panjang sangat?

macam mana aku tak panjang, kerbau tak makan aku..

kerbau oh kerbau kenapa tak makan rumput?

macam mana aku nak makan, perut aku sakit..

perut oh perut kenapa engkau sakit?

macam mana aku tak sakit, makan nasi mentah..

nasi oh nasi kenapa engkau mentah?

macam mana aku tak mentah, kayu api basah..

kayu oh kayu kenapa engkau basah?

macam mana aku tak basah, hujan timpa aku..

hujan oh hujan kenapa timpa kayu?

macam mana aku tak timpa, katak panggil aku..

katak oh katak kenapa panggil hujan?

macam mana aku tak panggil, ular nak makan aku..

ular oh ular kenapa makan katak?

macam mana aku tak makan, memang makanan aku...

*see ? we already learnt about food chain in tadika..hah ha..but, on second thought lagu ni macam suka cari alasan..salahkan org lain..asyik tanya kenapa je..nnt jd macam zaman nabi musa a.s. pulak..huishh..cannot be this way...

let's just stick with the first thought as the second thought is quite negative..hoh ho..we dun want the children to get that negative part so, shhhh....dun speak a word to them about this, ok??hah ha....

tanya sama pokok

apa sebab goyang?

nanti jawab pokok

angin yang goncang

tanya sama angin

apa sebab goyang

nanti jawab angin

tanya lah awan

awan nanti kata

aku kandung air

sampai tempat sejuk

aku pun cair

lihat dalam air

nampak bayang bayang

campak satu batu

bayang pun hilang

bayang pun hilang.....

*long live the childhood days...i miss 'em big BIG time...kita memang baru reti nk appreciate bila dh hilang eh?